WELCOME
WELCOME
HEY DAN! THIS IS MY SLIGHTLY ELABORATE APPLICATION TO BE THE NEXT H3 INTERN. I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THE SHOW FOR A FEW YEARS NOW AND HAVE BEEN A MEMBER FOR 16 MONTHS. I’LL ADMIT THAT I HAVE NOT BEEN WATCHING RECENTLY BECAUSE MY LIFE HAS GOTTEN MUCH BUSIER, BUT YOU ALL HELPED ME THROUGH THE MOST DIFFICULT TIME OF MY LIFE. I AM NOW A TRANS WOMAN AND WHEN I STARTED WATCHING THE SHOW I WAS A TOTALLY CIS DUDE! I WANT TO THANK YOU ALL FOR THE GOOD YOU PUT INTO THE WORLD AND FRANKLY, I WOULD LOVE TO HELP YOU SPREAD EVEN MORE PEACE AND LOVE. I AM AN ELECTRICAL ENGINEER AND PUBLIC POLICY DOUBLE MAJOR AT CARNEGIE MELLON UNIVERSITY IN PITTSBURGH, BUT I AM IN A FINANCIAL SITUATION WHERE I COULD LIVE IN LA IF AN OPPORTUNITY PRESENTED ITSELF (AT THE VERY LEAST FOR THE SUMMER). MY REGULAR JOB IS BUILDING ELECTRIC RACE CARS SO I AM PRETTY CAPABLE WHEN IT COMES TO SWITCHING AND GENERAL I.T. HELP. I PROMISE I’M NOT DOUCHEY AND I SHARE MOST ALL OF MY POLITICAL OPINIONS WITH YOU (AND YOUR AUDIENCE). I AM ORIGINALLY FROM THE BOSTON AREA SO I HAVE A PASSIONATE LOVE FOR THE CELTICS JUST LIKE OUR BELOVED CAM ONCE DID (MAY HE REST IN POWER). LET ME KNOW IF YOU WOULD LIKE A RIGHT HAND MAN TO HELP YOU WITH TECH ISSUES ETC. AS I THINK I WOULD FIT WELL IN THAT ROLE. I ALSO AM READY TO FUFILL INTERN ROLES LIKE COFFEE AND POWERPOINTS WHEN THE TIME COMES. LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK AND CHECK MY DISCORD MESSAGES FOR MY EMAIL AND CONTACT INFO (+ PASSWORD FOR BELOW) IF YOU’RE AT ALL INTERESTED.
PEACE AND LOVE FOREVER!!
FOR DAN MY DEAREST
— OLIVE “JACKIE” WILSON AMBROGI
⚠ PASSWORD PROTECTED: PLZ DON’T SHOW ⚠